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ASMODEUS PACT MARK SHOULD BE A TRAMP STAMP VERSION OF HIS LUST SYMBOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for coming to my Ted talk ☺️
Omggg yesyes! It would be so prettyyyyy!!! and very on brand for Asmo ofc~ or something like his lust symbol in the middle of a very elaborate tramp stamp! (Because of course Asmo’s going to make sure his pact mark looks over the top ‘n cute!!)
Also- that means Solomon has a tramp stamp!!! very hot imo
Actually MC and Solomon would have matching pact marks tramp stamps!!!!-
#I’m sorry I got off track-#oops#obey me!#obey me suggestive#obey me asmodeus#obey me solomon#om!#ro rambles
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and last (but certainly not least) of the current batch! Tsubaki!
Tsubaki’s Team:
Lopunny (Partner Pokemon)
Hatterene
Sylveon
Tinkaton
Aromatisse
Applin (gifted)
Fairy-type trainer extraordinaire, Tsubaki, enters the scene! It didn’t take long to decide on a type for Tsubaki to main tbh (like Hiiragi is dragon, hands down, and Ume grass), and I’m only a little disappointed that Lopunny’s the outlier here, because as much as I love Hatterene and think it suits Tsubaki, it wasn’t going to beat out Lopunny. This bunny is out there kicking the crap out of opponents and Tsubaki couldn’t be prouder.
Slightly adjacent topic, but I use he/him for Tsubaki because those are his canon pronouns that he uses himself. However! Trans!Tsubaki, or any non-cis iteration thereof, is also cool, so I absolutely had to give him the Trans Icon Sylveon. Happily, Hatterene’s color scheme is similar, so they’re both excellent additions to his team. As for Tinkaton… I didn’t know this pokemon existed until I pulled up a list of fairy types and saw it towards the bottom. I fell in love, instantly, and I firmly believe Tsubaki did as well. I love tiny characters with huge-ass hammers/axes/various melee weapons (Kikoru from Kn8 my beloved), my fate was sealed the moment I saw this. Aromatisse goes along with Tsubaki’s love of pretty things, in the form of being a walking perfume dispenser (and an excellent way for Tsubaki to run off assholes without having to lift a finger). In my heart Aromatisse is free of its pokeball most of the time and spends an ungodly amount of hours coming up with new scents for Tsubaki’s approval, good and bad. Tsubaki’s favorite is also coincidentally the one Umemiya liked enough to comment on it, so Aromatisse makes sure to spritz Tsubaki whenever it knows its trainer is going to meet up with Ume.
Applin is, of course, a gift from Umemiya, which he gave to Tsubaki the day he decided to take a break from his champion duties. Tsubaki had the same idea, so they’re matchy-matchy (and in love shhhhhh).
Fun fact! Tsubaki was originally a contest participant and holds three Regional Contest Champion Titles. Someone more fashion-conscious than me can imagine all the glorious costumes he wore on his contest runs. He still keeps an eye on the scene despite not having much time to participate these days and he’s particularly keen on up-and-comer Suo!
#king’s court#wind breaker#pokemon: verdant winds#tsubakino tasuku#tasuku tsubakino#I love him. so much#and I personally love the contest components of the games#like hoenn is my favorite region#and the introductions of contests in that gen was SO FUN for me#sinnoh’s contests are probably my favorite but hoenn has my heart anyway#regardless#I’m glad I get to bring them into this au with Tsubaki and Suo#frankly I think they should bully Sakura into doing one too#Nirei’s all heart eyes over watching Suo perform and then cringing the moment Sakura steps on stage#so awkward and stiff and looking like he’s got third degree sunburn on every part of his body#I also think mitsuki would be into them too#good way to impress girls I imagine#and his cute pokemon would be perfect for contests#I’m getting off track sorry#I’m actually. done#I don’t have anything else to say whoops
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Ok, me @pirateshippotato and another one of our friends were talking about wich TFTSD interns could curse and while we agreed Kyborg would curse, but consider that he wouldn’t know what cursing is because he grew up in in the woods so he just didn’t even know the words were bad. And becuase Bart would only curse when gum gum wasn’t there and they were usually together so he wouldn’t hear Bart curse, and Mudd would only curse under his breath because he would have been taught to not curse but he would’ve done it under his breath anyways kyborgs wouldn’t have known what cursing was.
But when brink and kyborg started dating Brink would’ve called kyborg curse words in a sometimes endearing sometimes annoyed way but kyborg would’ve thought that it was just a term of endearment like babe or something that he didn’t understand that much but he probably would’ve thought it was just sweet slang.
But then he would’ve started using it back(wrong) and eventually used it on his freinds and Bart and Mudd would’ve just thought it was funny and not corrected him until he used it on gum gum and Bart would’ve angry that someone called gum gum a bad word and kind of confused and would’ve sat kyborg down and been like
“hey buddy do you know what those words mean?”
And kyborg would’ve been like “yeah it’s just a term of endearment”
And then Bart would’ve been like “no, it’s a bad word used as an insult”
And then kyborg would’ve had his entire world turned uplsidown and he would’ve gone home and just started incorrectly cursing at Brink and stuff would’ve happened
#tftsd#tales from the stinky dragon#stinkydragonpod#this was better in my head#also I’m just picturing kyborg going up to mudd like I love you you son of a bitch#but in an effort to be nice#and Mudd would’ve just tried really hard not to laugh#also I’m taking this time to say that I am trying to catch up on reblomging stuff but I might just ignore like 3 days#so sorry about that but I’ll be back on track soon#but also I just love the idea of kyborg just being like#“gum gum you mothetfucker#after gum gum had a really good idea#and Barts head would just slowly turn twords kyborg#and Mudd would’ve just looked and kyborg with so much judgement#and gum gum would just be kinda confused about what those words mean#or he would’ve known from somewhere and the smile would just be off his face cuz he just got called a mean word
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Can I make the head canon that cosmos got really excited when he first saw a watermelon?
He started stimming and turning to soundwave like "it looks like me!!"
YES YOU CAN
I think about that sometimes bc fun fact! I used to go by Melon! My old tag was watermelonjuice and i was watermelon themed ehe
Anyways absolutely. Soundwave is on earth a lot more frequently than Cosmos bc Cosmos isn’t very good on planets that aren’t low gravity (it makes him clumsy and sore and disoriented if he stays too long) so Soundwave is already well learned on the weird things of earth. Including the suspiciously boyfriend shaped and colored fruit.
Cosmos, during one of his infrequent and short visits to earth, comes across a watermelon and Soundwave makes an off handed comment about how he matches the fruit. Cosmos then loses his mind a little bit bc yeah, it DOES kinda looks like him. He thinks it’s the funniest thing ever, when did he start matching with a fruit? Soundwave quietly giggles beside Cosmos because Cosmos is so enamored with this organic thing! It’s so silly watching the spaceshuttle find so much amusement in this tiny fruit (he then realizes, standing next to cosmos and surrounded by his herd of elephants, just how *domestic* this all is. When did he become so soft?).
They then proceed to discover that 1) elephants can eat watermelon and 2) elephants LOVE to eat watermelon so Soundwave thoroughly enjoys watching his elephants happily munch on some melon while cosmos drapes over his shoulders and bemoans the loss of his fruit lookalikes
#they’re in autism heaven together#IM SORRY I GOT SO OFF TRACK FROM YOUR ASK IDK I STARTED RAMBLING AND COULDNT STOP#you wanna see a magic trick? makes your ask about coswave#cosmos domesticates soundwave and soundwave realizes how housewife he’s become after making his cosmos his morning energon#cosmos has tendencies to hyperfixate on things so soundwave hears about watermelon for a while afterwords#soundwave laughs verh quietly and it sounds like a soft buzzing punctuated with hiccuping pops of static#coswave#maccadam#transformers#GOD I wish that I could write and it make sense I’m so sorry y’all
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a sketch i’ll never actually finish
#ack. sorry this’s all ur getting#doctor in a leather jacket = jack reunion necessary#obviously#need that s1 dynamic back rn#we got the doctor with short hair & a leather jacket with his young blonde companion#now all we need is an ex-time agent conman#anyway.#excited for the season coming up hellooooooooo#jack’s not gonna be in it like. there’s no way#but i can dream#make scenarios in my head#lolllll#i think i’m getting off track here a little#they dance and kiss the end#doctor who#doctor who fanart#doctorjack#fifteenjack#ninejack#<- (well. they’re mentioned)#fifteenth doctor#15th doctor#captain jack harkness#my art#rystiart#ehh#hey guys#god 15 and jack duo would go so hard#i’m so sad we’ll never actually get this lol
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i cannot get this out of my head.
when james gets to the afterlife the first thing that happens is regulus runs straight into him. he hugs him tight and he’s crying into james’ chest. james can’t make out anything he is saying past “i’m sorry” over and over again.
part of him wants to be angry but every fibre of his body has missed regulus since he died. the grief that caused him was unlike any other he experienced through the war. he felt changed after regulus had died, like there was less of him.
james holds him back and when he eventually stops crying, the first thing he says is “i promise i was good”
obviously james’ initial reaction is to scream at him because how can you be good when you took the mark but then he sees regulus’ face properly.
it’s covered in scratches, so are his arms and james assumes the rest of his body is too.
he asks. regulus tells him the story of a 17 year old death eater who betrayed voldemort after finding out his secret. all in the in the name of love.
now james is holding onto regulus and crying. he cries for the misconception he had of regulus after his death. he cries for the hatred he felt for him. he cries knowing that sirius will probably never know the truth about his brother’s death. he cries for the awful death that regulus had to endure.
but they are reunited. they found each other again.
#in every universe#regulus black#james potter#jegulus#marauders#headcanon#the afterlife#this is how i imagine their reunion after james dies in canon#it’s actually heartbreaking#i am so sorry#let’s be real lily would join the cryfest as soon as she got there#because she is a bleeding heart#and also jegulily#but marylily#getting off track#i’m sad
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Question, how does etosis work? In cawf, the eosinophil explodes
THEY-
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HMMM.
Anyway, assuming you’re talking abt the creature AU, I want to try and not kill them lmao. So I’ll have it as a weapon they can sling from their tails, kind of like spider silk. Plus a big headache I suppose because the nucleus is like their brain. A lot of cells use their tails as weapons, a few I have are neutrophils and macrophages slinging lysosomes, killer Ts having retractable perforin stingers (I realize that would also make the whole “Perforin Punch!! ©️” scene pretty lame because that’s like a dragon going “Oh, right! I can breathe fire!”), and eosinophils having protein spear heads on their tails and routinely putting them on their weapons when they’re done growing. Basically *most* cellular processes involve the tails somehow
#sorry this got way off track lol I couldn’t find much understandable research on etosis#I’m not a med student I sincerely apologize#hataraku saibou#cells at work#ask
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Yu Ijin: I've only had my sister for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I will destroy everyone in this school and then myself. Fantastic in just the first few chapters, thanks for the recommendation!
oh it’s so good!!! I’m glad you’re enjoying it!!
I need to reread that one again, I binged the whole thing over a few days ago month or so ago and I wanna see ijin and his sister again I love them
#I just took my licensing exams last week so until I hear if I passed or not I’m gonna hopefully start catching up on things#unfortunately I have not made any lists so I have no idea what I wanted to read/watch#got home from my exam and just laid on my bed for a while then watched like three pilot episodes to random things that popped up on Netflix#in the meantime I’m rewatching fruits basket yet again#twas the first anime I ever saw so it’s sentimental#also I love tohru she’s so kind I wanted to be like her when I was younger first watching#anyway this is very much off track from the original post sorry#it is late and I have zero filters when sleep deprived#but yes#I’m glad you enjoy it!!#long story short I think I’ll reread teenage mercenary sometime soon#haven’t used my tag for a while so let’s throw it on just for fun#sup nerds#sometimes I wish I came up with something more clever#but that’s a ramble for another day I need to sleep#congrats if you made it this far down the tag ramble#I hope you have a great day/night/weekend/life!
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I splurged on genes for one of my Auraboa with some money I was saving for more den slots
and I'm being so, so, good at not spending ALL my money on the pearlcatcher I breed and have been saving for a breed change because he had nice coloration but looked too much like his dad to be really interesting as a keeper without changing
I already spent money on one of the babies I hatched to turn them into this:
(I'm going to give her branches sometime though) and I'm being so good not creating one of these with my pearlcatcher yet:
but he's just standing there, with great potential :(
#emma posts#flight rising#and I think i might be getting a cold which means i might be in bed more#with my computer#tempting me#I hate that I’m getting a cold today too#I don’t like thanksgiving but it is a day where most of my family usually has the day off so we can actually meet up#but if i have a cold i can’t!#ugh#I really hope it’s just a cold#I was in the hospital and then went and got my haircut#while staying over with my parents… one of which is an elementary school teacher#the possibility of me getting sick is very there and I’m feeling achy too..#which doesn’t normally happen when i only slept with my mouth open#my grandparents are so old. I can’t get them sick!#I’m getting really side tracked. oops. sorry#I’m going to force myself to wait until gene prices go down after the initial boom#at least a little bit… hopefully#it might take a long time for it to reach a normal level so I’ll probably still pay quite a bit#every time I’m like ‘I’ll just get a gene befor I change him’ I remember that I can’t get the genes and use them until I change him
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i'm obsessed with those photo ideas of Levi's hands. Like i think I have a major thing with hands. I would be perfectly fine with him touching me anywhere he wanted. Not just in a sexual way, just in general. AAAAAAAAdkhfiudhfiafghkjahdakhf Also Levi hugs!!!!
Hands are just so hot!!!-
Omgomg I’ve talked about it a few times but Levi always has to do something with his hands it’s an ADHD thing lolol
Like say you’re cuddling with Levi, his fingertips will run up and down your arm or he’ll rest his hand on your arm and drum his fingers lightly. It’s basically mindless fidgeting- but you get to watch him fingers move and his hand flex a bit 😩
Ororor holding hands with Levi!!!- He’s wants to intertwine your fingers with his soooo bad but he’s a bit awkward at first and he’s squeezing your hand just a little too tight, but when he relaxes it’s really sweet because he’ll keep glancing down at your hands because he still can’t believe it!!! He’s actually holding hands with you!!
ofc I have to add that the morning after sex- Levi absolutely has to take his time ‘n touch every little mark ‘n hickey he left on your body. He’s trying to burn them into his memory and watching you squirm as his fingertips brush against your skin is too cute!-
#mostly soft rambling cuz I’m working on another ask that’s all about levi using his hands on you 🤭#‘n sorry if I got a bit off track-#sjsjjsjs#mail!#levi <333#obey me!#obey me leviathan#obey me levi x reader#x reader#obey me suggestive#ro rambles
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uh oh i’ve developed both a hyperfix on customizing rubber ducks and argos and mr plant within a matter of hours. on top of ttcc. how am i going to be able to sleep with all this adhd energy dawg
#gear diary#also i’m laying in bed at like 1:45 just now realizing that not only have i only eaten once today but i’ve been standing up so long#that now my legs are spasming like crazy and i’m hyper aware of every muscle in my body#and if the last few weeks are anything to go by i’m going to have nightmares at worst and stress dreams at best#tho i’ve had tf2 pop up a weird number of times in my dreams lately ? it’s come up a few times#and what sucks is i think i’ve only ever woke up from a nightmare like 3-4 times since my early childhood so when the dreams veer into that#i’m just …. stuck with it until i wake up in a rancid mood in da morning 👍#lately it hasn’t even been the cool nightmares. i want to go back to getting swallowed by sea monsters and stuck in animatronics lawl#mostly i just dream about my mom#or the fan-favorite “i’m in charge of the safety of a bunch of people and end up unable to save them leaving me alone with my guilt”#also. some dreams about being lost lately? like in big buildings/cities/subdivisions i think#it’s all fuzzy but i remember the feeling#good lort i got so off track. what is this. so sorry
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my haaaaaands are still fucked uuuuuup but when they’re unfucked up i’m gonna draw smth so sexy and delicious for my new skyrim oc i can see the comp in my mind’s eye it’d just make my hands fall off if i tried to draw it
#he’s a liiiiiiitle bit of a serial killer so i’m envisioning him in like a white gown/robe with his hair up like in fucking. ella enchanted#in the garden with caryalind thallery but the knife behind his back is just coated in blood and there’s a pile of bodies behind him that we#can see but cary can’t see. i LOVE cary btw if you haven’t tried him as a follower highly highly recommend#vaynis is a character i didn’t think i’d get all that attached to i just wanted to try out the ancient falmer mod and then i got like. SO#attached to him immediately. he’s not actually an ancient falmer he’s just like. a non betrayed falmer who’s 23. his dad was like the#ultimate ‘i survive everything bc i’m good at hiding’ kinda guy who was a child when the snow prince died and he just fucked off into the#jerall mountains for forever basically. and another falmer (much younger) stumbled on him up there and was like ‘dude wtf if you have#immortality magic why do you live in a wizard shack in the mountains’ and he was like ‘well. i’m wicked scared all the time you see’#so in exchange for teaching her the immortality spell he was like ‘will you have a baby with me so the falmer don’t die out’ and she was#like ‘yeah ok but i’m not raising this fucking baby. i’m leaving i’m not a mom. you won’t make me a mom’ and he was like ‘yeah sure ok’#secretly thinking if he built her a tower she’d stay. so every day he’d build the tower bit by bit with magic and everyday she’d plan to#leave and like in a fairytale they had the ‘i’m going to leave’ ‘i know’ conversation but then vaynis was born and she actually DID leave bc#she wasn’t a mom! she told him that! but he was like shocked bc he was a moron. and so he locked vaynis in his wizard tower and only let him#out to teach him how to hunt and track and forage. and vaynis really wanted to see the world but his dad would never change. so he planned#to leave and he picked himself out a nice breton adventurer to seduce into taking him along only when his dad found out he killed the breton#and locked vaynis back in the tower. and vaynis waited and watched and planned and pretended like he was sorry. and then one day he#knifed him in his sleep. and took his shit and escaped. but auriel wasn’t super happy about that so he shipwrecked him. and ever since theb#vaynis has been pretty pathetic. he’s working on it but like. it really is kinda embarassing to watch. anyway his new scheme for glory is to#join the thalmor and he IS really pretty so this thalmor agent in solitude was like ‘hey the heir to the aldmeri dominion is also here and#we like. really need him back and with his head in the game. the nords are stupid they think you’re a altmer but like. i know a bitch whose#race is supposed to be extinct when i see one. you seduce caryalind thallery back into line and we’ll help you do whatever you wanna do to#restore the falmer. ideally it’s integrate with us.’ so vaynis obviously takes that fucking opportunity but problems arise bc caryalind#isn’t quite as seduceable as previously thought. yeah he’s flirty but he’s also looking for something serious and trying to become a better#person. so vaynis is on a journey of ‘get aldmeri prince to marry me and have his baby to achieve greatness’ when they stumble into helgen#after alduin attacks (bc as we all know i’m addicted to the ‘the prisoner dies and akatosh has to pick a new dragonborn’ narrative’ and he#) and akatosh picks vaynis honestly? to be funny. i love interpreting akatosh as a smartass it’s so funny to me#‘yeah there’s a whole world riding on this but like. wouldn’t it be kinda hilarious to see what happens?’#alternatively maybe akatosh and auriel are one in the same. you decide#anyway becoming the dragonborn really complicates this plan like. MOST severely
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me core fr
#i have just got out the phase of not doing it for annemaries unhealthy album#bc as i’ve only just got the cd i have now got a chnave to listen to it all in order and properly#bc spotify is shit without premium it adds other songs in otehr albums that i skip#but i only have 6 skips per hour#and i have to shuffle#but for the first time listening to an album i have to do it in order#as the aritist has chosen to place the songs in a specific order for a reason#so just appreciate that and take it in#anyways i’m going a bit off track here lol but#i have been listening to unhealthy all today and yesterday so finally know the songs#and tehir lyrics#doenst take me long to learn lyrics ngl#i can learn them in the first 2/3 listens if i put my mind to it lol#even when i do listen to an album for the first time i do tend to sing one or two lines in teh chorus bc they’re quite easy to learn#but yeaaaah#sorry for the rambles i’m just bored#and found this on pinterest so wanted to share and save on here too lol#pinterest#3divasramblings
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excited to watch hsmtmts but also. SO DONE with the love triangles and from the one clip i’ve watched i already know we’re getting another one
#ITS NOT THAT I EVEN SHIP R*NA#IM JUST SO OVER IT#I THINK THEYRE JUST DESTINED TO BE POLY ATP#i’m not a rina hater i just don’t care for them#don’t ask me why idk#maybe it’s because i’m so in love with sofia wylie#and want her for myself#and i’m also sick of joshua bassett#all i know about him is that he came out but then got really religious#and got REALLY ANNOYING#as a jewish lesbian i. do not care for him#he is annoying and i think his ex girlfriends should kiss on his grave#but yeah uh#sorry i got off track#nobody reads these anyway#also i censored rina bc i didn’t wanna disrespect anyone#but i’m tagging it anyway bc i know their fans must be sick of this shit too#rina#hsmtmts#hsmtmts 4#love triangle#fuck love triangles
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Everyday I feel the urge to cry because I’m not perfect
#I don’t like to cause people any confusion awkwardness stress anguish#I only enjoy fandom when it’s stuff that I’m#interested in#I do t think anything is cringe im just bot interested in other people’s ocs and stuff#my shit is popular so I don’t get support that other people get#no one is going to recommend my fic because they’re going to assume that everyone has already read it#sorry this got off track#I’m struggling to talk to my grandma who’s in the hospital without his hearing aids
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kiss it better
in which spencer notices your bruised knees and tries to make it up to you
18+ (fluff, allusions to past intimacy) warnings/tags: gn!reader i believe, reader has bruised knees lol, guess why, implied intimacy, hurt/comfort, sorta implied d/s dynamics maybe?? spencer is so smart and not very smart, but forever my no. 1 cutie pie a/n: why do i love writing about smut like before and after smut way more than i actually like writing smut LOL anyways here is this cause i haven't been posting very much!!! (also ik I said I don't like babe as a pet name but shhh) and GIF :D
“Hey,” you grunt as you flop on the bed in your pajamas, rumpling the neat covers. “Pay attention to me.”
Spencer holds his Sudoku off to the side and watches, eyebrows raised, as you scoot closer, tossing your leg over him. Soon he’s abandoning the book and pen on the bedside table in favor of hooking his fingers under your knee and stroking your leg, much to your delight.
“Okay. What kind of attention would you like?”
You allow him to put his other arm around you and settle your cheek on his shoulder.
“This is pretty good.”
“Oh, good,” he says with only a hint of teasing, leaning down slightly to kiss your lips and then the tip of your nose.
When he pulls away you can’t help smiling up at him like a lovestruck idiot. Obviously he’s perfect all the time, but in his glasses, with his hair messy, wearing a navy crewneck instead of a button up and tie… he’s just… he’s just so…
He’s just so alarmed?
“Honey, your knee.”
“My knee?” Your own brows furrow and you track his eye line, craning your neck to look down to the blotchy sprawl of purple and red marring your skin. “Oh.”
The pillow is soft under your head where it falls, unconcerned even as Spencer gawps at you, baffled by your nonchalance.
“What did you do?”
You snort.
“What did you do, Spencer?”
It’s cute, the way his lips move as he silently repeats the sentence, trying to discern the meaning of your words.
“What do you mean? I did something?”
“Babe.”
The knot between his brows has not loosened any—in fact you’re worried he’s going to give himself a headache. Or at least make himself dizzy, with the way his eyes cycle between your own. You try again, covering his anxious hand on the bend of your leg with your own.
“When we got back from Penelope’s thing, the other night?”
Slowly the understanding seeps into his expression—soft guilt in his eyes, and a deep red stain in his cheeks. At least his face relaxes.
“Oh.”
God, he’s so cute. He can’t hold eye contact, looking down once the shock of embarrassment has faded and swallowing, a little frown twisting his features once more. You reach up, brushing his cheek with a thumb and adjusting his glasses.
“What’s wrong?”
The question comes out too smiley, but you can’t help it.
“I hurt you,” he says, quietly, utterly ashamed. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to.”
“I kinda think you did,” you tease, and Spencer says your name with a serious edge. You try to quit grinning so much. “Baby, it’s fine. You didn’t hurt me. Don’t you ever get mysterious bruises?”
His eyes are wide and honest on yours when he meets them again.
“No. My iron levels are optimal.”
Naturally.
“Okay, well, lots of people do. Sometimes I get a bruise and I have no idea what it’s from because it never hurt. These,” you look down, gesturing to your knee, “never hurt. It’s just what happens when your knees hit the floor.”
“Well you shouldn’t have been on the floor,” he scolds, countering with a sweet touch on your cheek. “I’m never letting you touch the floor ever again.”
Your shit-eating grin is back and better than ever. “Oh, so you’re going to carry me everywhere we go?”
“If that’s what it takes. I don’t like seeing you bruised up.”
“It’s okay. I bruised myself doing something I love.”
At this Spencer rolls his eyes and kisses you once more before gently pushing your leg away and getting out of bed.
“Where are you going?” You ask, all smugness gone and more concerned than you ought to be as he flicks the bathroom light on. For a moment you receive no answer, but then he reappears bearing a white tube.
“Give me your legs,” he says, sitting next to you on the bed. You swing your legs over his lap and watch on in mild interest as he dispenses lotion from the bottle and tosses it aside, carefully rubbing it into the bruised skin. Every few seconds he glances up to gauge your reaction, and though it’s definitely tender, you avoid wincing. “You don’t have to do that. I can tell it hurts.”
You laugh.
“Yeah, well, it didn’t until you started trying to fix it.” The ointment is pungent and you make a face. “What are you rubbing all over me?”
“This is vitamin K and Arnica. It will make the bruises go away faster.”
“Aw. You don’t think they’re pretty on me?”
He sets the bottle on the nightstand and retrieves the pen he’d been doing Sudoku with earlier, uncapping it. Your heart swells as he draws tiny sad faces by the bruises on your knees, glasses slipping down his nose as he focuses intently.
“I always think you’re pretty. I just never want you to be hurt, ever.”
“Are you done taking care of me now?” You ask, reaching out for him. The pen joins the bottle and suddenly he has no concern for your bodily health, practically crushing you with a hug. When he speaks it’s muffled by your shoulder.
“Never.”
You hum, nose tickled in his hair and forming a dastardly plan.
“You could kiss them better.”
Spencer laughs and presses his lips briefly to your neck.
“I might just do that.”
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